I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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