those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I don't think brook has ever known best
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
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It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
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Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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