im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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