She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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