Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
im on a boat
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