It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
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Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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