What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
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98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
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I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I need a beard to bite.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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