Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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