he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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