I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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