Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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