He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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