so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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