I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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