Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
40s are totally the cure
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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