I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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