Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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