OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
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You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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