I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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