Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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