He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
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I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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