can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
why do cheetos always look like penises
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Randomize
