hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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