take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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