i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Randomize
