no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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