singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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