Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
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he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
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be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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