at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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