BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
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YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
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Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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