Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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