I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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