Sry I called you an 8
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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