After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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