I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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