So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
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Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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