i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
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Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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