at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
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How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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