If i come over, it means nothing
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
