It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
In America we eat man semen.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
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