i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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