I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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