dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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