she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
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My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
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Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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