Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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