Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
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i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
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Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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