some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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