You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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