idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
