I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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