this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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