u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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