he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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