Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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