Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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