I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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