my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
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Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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