I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
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A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
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Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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