that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Randomize
