dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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