I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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