I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
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She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
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