HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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